PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD –
Crawford, Texas — A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential
bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A
presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost
finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.
ZING!
This morning on my way to work I realized why I’d never vote for Bush.
He subconsciously reminds me of Beavis and Butthead.
Aw poor guy, he just never did learn how to color inside the lines…
I didn’t even know he could pick up a crayon by himself…
lawl